The Strange and Perplexing Journals of J. David Lyman, Part Two

I have always been a collector. As time goes on I have collected various items, my tastes becoming multifarious over the years. My infatuation at the time these events unfolded was in a series of fetishes or dolls from the Orient depicting various soldiers and the invading forces they fought against. I had found a supplier for these somewhat rare artifacts by the name of Dennis Beebe, a sort of ‘technological woodsman’ certainly best built to survive some apocalyptic world more sinister than ours. Mr. Beebe happened to be a librarian, which gave him access to research and means well beyond my own to obtaining these objects. It was a Sunday when I went to see him this particular time. As I approached his apartment, just west of Poroth Farm in New Jersey, I was filled with anticipation as he had told me over the phone that he had found an item of some importance to me.

When he answered the door we made idle talk before our transaction. I found myself incredibly distracted and hazy on entering his apartment and I was barely able to keep in mind what we were discussing. It was as if the air in that place was heavier, somehow, not outright fearful but building over time into a slow dread. My mind cleared completely, however, when Mr. Beebe showed me what he’d brought me there for.

“Mr. Beebe! How did you find this?”

He was holding a tiny doll, a replica of an ancient statue, depicting the famous Commander of the Cobra Order, sinister in his cowl with the hateful eyes of an inhuman god. It was magnificently detailed; royal blue uniform with the red emblem of the Order emblazoned on its chest. His legendary weapon of choice - The Dagger of Walter de la Poer - molded in its resin sheath. Mr. Beebe’s eyes were alight as he told me that this figure was not even the object he spoke about - this precious item was extra, to be mine for free. I felt some of that odd heaviness, the old dread, creep back in as he took me into a cluttered back room. As he moved the curtain aside, he told me that when he had found what he was about to show me, he knew that I would purchase it in an instant. After an odd moment of silence, he reached into a cupboard and removed a silk bundle, unwrapping it to reveal the mythic Dagger of de la Poer itself.

It was approximately 7 or 8 inches long, and serrated on a side with a curve at the sharp tip. It was remarkably unremarkable, fairly unadorned and appearing to possess more utility than aesthetic. As soon as he removed it from its cover I knew it to be the source of the strange uneasiness that permeated his apartment. I felt dizzy and faint as I took it in my hand and I wanted it and did not want it all at once. The moment I grasped it tightly in my fist, however, the dread faded and was replaced by a bold sort of power behind my eyes, a clarity the like I’d never known. I knew this object was genuine, and supposing that it was, the Dagger was certainly the most powerful object I’d ever held. According to the famous researcher, Dr. Bigham at Miskatonic University, this blade held power over evil and things not of this world. It completely defied observation, not in a literal sense, but the more I looked at it the less sense it seemed to make, as if some part of its construction was mathematically impossible though it seemed plain and unadorned. As I gazed in wonder, Mr. Beebe filled me in on how he’d obtained it: that a nomad by the name of Danielle Hunter had by unknown means come into possession of the dagger and, under its influence believing it to be a Masonic artifact was arrested while attempting to dispose of the item into a large body of water. Through a series of fortunate accidents, the blade made its way to Miskatonic University Library, New Jersey Branch, where Mr. Beebe worked on his research.

The blade cost me sixteen thousand dollars and a promise of a considerable favor to Mr. Beebe. Though I carried the blade with me that day, my sense of deep dread vanished the moment I left Mr. Beebe’s apartment, as though the knife had not been where it belonged, and now it was.

To be continued …

The Strange and Perplexing Journals of J. David Lyman, Introduction

Introduction

I have always perceived of myself a man of considerable ambition, though my ambitions have always been in my estimation simple; I conduct myself as an intelligent, but fairly simple, man in a rather complex world, and this has always served me well. Though the events which I am about to recount to you occurred in the small town of Yardley, in Pennsylvania, I could never and would never escape my foundings as a boy in New England, a singular place with a colorful and otherworldly history. This fact will be important to you as you read, to understand what has happened, to myself, and my friend, and that town which is now no more. There are things you will read which are beyond your understanding; I ask only that you suspend such lack of knowledge into a sort of faith in me so that parts of your mind which are more capable of gleaning valuable warnings from my text are allowed access to it. This faith you have will be all that I possess, for I am not long for this place and I do not know how my lucidity will maintain long enough for me to press the facts here, and transform this blank “paper” into a stark warning.
Though it is the ending which is most startling I find great difficulty in finding a temporal location from which to start. As of late my perception of linear time has been handicapped and cause and effect seem to have been reversed, so as I observe the effect, I necessarily will navigate its course to its cause, and begin my tale to you with what I consider to be as proper a place as I can imagine, which is how I came into possession of a certain knife, though no ordinary one, which will play a small but not insignificant role in the unfolding of this tale.


To be continued ….

Were only going to put music out on these and vinyl. Maybe 8 tracks too.

Potential album title

High on life but I can quit at any anytime.

and we are go for launch

d8b powered up and running. hdr24 powered up and running. now to get them to play nice…

Thinking about buying the Blade Runner house for our next studio.

Thinking about buying the Blade Runner house for our next studio.

“Today I will tell you the story of my bittersweet first experiences on MySpace.  Sometime last fall I got an email with the subject line “Secret MySpace Project,” from Sam Frank: former n+1 copyeditor and current editor of Triple Canopy.   Sam sent out a number of  photographs of “defaced faces” by the multimedia artist Jon Kessler.  The faces were exhibited in a Drawing Center show called: You Have 43 Friends.  Sam, who had copyedited the catalogue of Kessler’s The Palace at 4 A.M. (the text of which includes ”a fictionalized interview between Jon, a four-star general, and the general’s youngest son, a Bard curatorial student“), decided it would be cool if he could get 33 of his friends to make MySpace profiles for 33 of the defaced faces.”

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